The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to think of food

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to jump

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The power to not see anything

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!