The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!