The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to control nothing

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!