the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!