- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to rotten food.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The ability to die instantly

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to make money disappear.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to turn retarted

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to police irony

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Pointless Super Powers