The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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75% levitation

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!