The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to die on command

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!