the power to be powerless

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!