the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!