The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to buy free things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!