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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed
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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman
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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.
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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done
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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.
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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass
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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.
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The power to change your urine to any color
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.
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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.
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The power to never be old but died at young age
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The power to have a pointless power.
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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy
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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The power think five times slower.
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The power to do a hand stand with your feet
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cry acid tears
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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.
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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.
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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.
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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!