The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!