- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to kill yourself

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

open up pickles glass

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers