The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!