Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power of night-blindness.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!