the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to type slower.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!