The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of bad luck

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!