The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!