The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!