The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to have no power.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!