The power to not have any powers

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!