The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power of self mind control

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to have a super power,

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!