The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power of hindsight

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!