To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The power to become powerless

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The ability to jump

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to not see anything

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The ability to think of an ability - JW

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power of christ ;)

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to be invisable when your dead

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!