The power to freeze ice

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!