the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!