Power to not have any power.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to turn into a tree.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!