- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to shit out of your nose

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to make pencils dull.

Pointless Super Powers