- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to be powerless.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

Pointless Super Powers