Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to become powerless

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to rotten food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!