- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to police irony

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to obey gravity

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to misspell

Pointless Super Powers