the power to enter a coma.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Acid tears.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!