the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to go on this website

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power of words

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!