The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to bleed

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to see into the present

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!