Invisibility, when no one is looking.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to turn food into shit

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

Th power to be telepathetic

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!