The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power of bad luck

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to speak using their mouth

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being black

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!