The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to become powerless

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to count to infinity.

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power of christ ;)

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!