- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to be attracted by bullets

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to become translucent

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Invisible handwriting.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to imagine a new colour

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Pointless Super Powers