- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

being black

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to microwave bread

Pointless Super Powers