Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to breathe

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to not have any powers

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!