- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

Liam Brudenell

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

Power to not have any power.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

Acid tears.

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

Pointless Super Powers