The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!