To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to jump face first

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!