The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to see stuff

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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make youself dumb

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!