- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to animate condiments

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to die

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

power to age faster

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to crap without pissing.

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers