- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

To have the power to breathe

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to read the terms of service.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to take a crap.

The power to dream about being asleep.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

Pointless Super Powers