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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast
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The power to fart out of your mouth
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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.
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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.
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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick
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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.
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The power to never finish your sentences because
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The power to touch your toes
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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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The power to breath Oxygen
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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan
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The power to see through walls, but not through air.
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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.
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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..
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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.
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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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the power to make fire but only when you are in water
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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance
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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!
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Liam Brudenell
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!