The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to die

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!