The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power think five times slower.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to not get shit d*ck

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power of bad luck

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to touch your toes

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!