- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to stop existing.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to turn retarted

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Pointless Super Powers