- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Power to sleep without eyelids

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

the power to see stuff

Every time you clap some one dies

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Power to not have any power.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

Pointless Super Powers