The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!