- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to like this post

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

Power to not have any power.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to not be funny

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to die and not come back to life.

Pointless Super Powers