The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!