The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to make lipstick fly

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to breathe

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!