- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to break a Nokia

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers