The power to see the past.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power of love

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!