The power to divide by 0

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!