The power to die at will

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to get sick

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!