the power to control nothing

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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power to age faster

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power... to move you.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!