- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to see the past.

The power to ejaculate at command

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to die instantly

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to bread toast!

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to see stuff

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to misspell

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Pointless Super Powers