The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to see the past.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to smell whore

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

the power to see stuff

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!