The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to not finish your

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!