- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to release the bogus

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

Pointless Super Powers