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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.
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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep
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The power to take a crap.
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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.
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the power to remember th...
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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not
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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.
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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time
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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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The power to drown on land.
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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...
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The power to teleport small dogs
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The power to make pencils dull.
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The ability to turn cement into pudding
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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..
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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds
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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to
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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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to spelle caretly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!