- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to randomly die at any moment

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

the power to disinfect wigs.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to take a crap.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Pointless Super Powers