- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to wish you had a power

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

Pointless Super Powers