- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The Power to Power

The power to get shot when you're alone

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to punch that like button

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to move through light at the speed of time

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

Pointless Super Powers