The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to always be at half mast.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

the power to fire my lazer

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!