- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to be powerless

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to eat bread

The power to ignore useful information

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to fire my lazer

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to die

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The Power of Anti-Sex

the ability to see through air

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

Pointless Super Powers