The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to write comic books

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!