The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!