The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the ability to blow yourself

the power to make glass clear

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to see the past.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!