The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to poop standing up

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to rotten food.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!