the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to fart mace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!