The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to never end your .

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!