the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to erase your own existence.

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power of christ ;)

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to not write pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!