the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to go on this website

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to glow in the light

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!